Ok, no more Lucozade.
I’m sitting here and I can feel my insides all fizzing up. And my skin is turning the most curious orange colour. It’s like i’m actually turning into Lucozade. This can’t be normal.
p.s I might be lying about the orange skin part..
Reading an interview with Ronnie Wood’s ex wife Jo yesterday, I had to laugh at how the couple met. Apparantly, after spotting Jo at a Rolling Stones party in 1981, he slipped his then wife Krissy Findlay a sedative laced sandwich to knock her out in order to chat up the young model. She was literally dumped by sandwich.
Some people truly are insane.
Sick sick sick
I am so fucking ill right now. Since Saturday i’ve had this really horrible chesty cough, earache, migrane, and i’ve got ridiculously achey joints. I feel like an old woman. Now my breath has gone all raspy and last night I actually thought I was going to die, I had such trouble breathing. Gah I hate getting these kind of bugs all the time, I can’t really remember the last time I felt completely healthy, and I’m only 19 for gods sake. I can’t see myself getting to uni this week which is pretty bad seeing as I’ve got about three deadlines but what can you do. I just really want to get better for my Dad’s 50th birthday party on Saturday night please..


